omg, dick benj.
Shot from the Richard Benjamin photo shoot.
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN THE “RICHARD BENJAMIN” TAG ACTUALLY HAS THE RICHARD BENJAMIN YOU WANT AND NOT THE DIRECTOR!
<3
“Reinvent Sex” just came on
HFD WHERE U ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
on the day that i invented sex, you were on my mind…
What’s in a name? As dumb as it is, maybe I should put a “lil” right in front of my shit. But “lil’ Rich” sound lame. Plus my dad Big Rich so I’m only little to him. Now if I really wanna copy the game, I need a new name like “Yeezy” or “Wheezy,” but never let you call me “R-Beezy,” ‘cause nothin’ bout me the same. So call me Richard Benjamin, just like my parents did, okay?
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